Marshall Quote #652
Quote from Marshall in Zoo or False
Barney: You got mugged by a monkey?
Marshall: Yep. I got mugged by a monkey. I was embarrassed, so I made up the other story. But the point is, Lily, you don't need a gun.
Lily: [laughing] Oh, forget about the gun. We're on this now.
Ted: Wow, monkeys are mugging people now? It really is a jungle out there.
Lily: Oh, my God. That monkey has our address. What if he's in a gang? I hope he doesn't do a swing by.
Barney: Why didn't you just ask the zookeeper to get your wallet back?
Marshall: 'Cause I saw what the monkey was doing with it, and I didn't really want it after that.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Zoo or False’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay, this may come as a shock to you, Barney, but people don't like to be lied to.
Barney: Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. "Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth." Barney Stinson.
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Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you may be wondering how many of these stories I'm telling you are true. It's a fair question. After all, there's a fine line between a good story and a bald-faced lie. I've never met anyone who could work that line better than your Uncle Barney. Heck, he could jump rope with it.
[at MacLaren's:]
Barney: I love to travel myself.
Sarah: Really? Where's the best place you've visited?
Barney: Hawaii's nice. A buddy of mine lives in Seattle, that's a good spot. But the best place, I'd have to say the moon. Hi, Neil Armstrong.
[later, in the apartment:]
Ted: No! You did not convince a girl you were the first man to walk on the moon! That happened seven years before you were born.
Barney: Ted, baby doll, minor hurdle.
[flashback:]
Barney: Oh, yeah, well, our spaceship passed through a wormhole or some gamma rays or something. I started aging backwards, blah, blah, blah. So, you work in a yogurt shop, that must be wild.
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Marshall: Although, I did actually work in a yogurt store in high school. And it was indeed wild.
Barney: Anywho, 20 minutes later, the eagle landed. We knocked space boots. Houston, we have a moaner. Other space related double entendres.