Barney: You got mugged by a monkey?
Marshall: Yep. I got mugged by a monkey. I was embarrassed, so I made up the other story. But the point is, Lily, you don't need a gun.
Lily: [laughing] Oh, forget about the gun. We're on this now.
Ted: Wow, monkeys are mugging people now? It really is a jungle out there.
Lily: Oh, my God. That monkey has our address. What if he's in a gang? I hope he doesn't do a swing by.
Barney: Why didn't you just ask the zookeeper to get your wallet back?
Marshall: 'Cause I saw what the monkey was doing with it, and I didn't really want it after that.