Ted Quote #727
Ted: Well, it'll be great to finally meet the famous Jenkins after all those stories.
Barney: Yeah. And there's about to be one more story. I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: What?
Barney: You heard me.
Ted: You want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins. You name it. I want to wear Jenkins like a sock.
Ted: You... But you're... Haven't you all... I'm... Really?
[An attractive woman comes over to the table]
Jenkins: Hey, guys.
Marshall: Ted, this is Jenkins.
Ted: Oh!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Jenkins’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Barney: Does she really say "but, um" that much?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, we found out just how much she said it.
[As Ted and Barney stay up to watch Robin's show]
Robin: [on TV] Oh, that's great, but, um...
Ted: "But, um."
Barney: Nice.
Robin: This wasn't your first spelling bee, was it?
Kid: Nope. Third.
Robin: Oh! Good for you, but, um... [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um. [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um... [cut] But, um... But, um... But, um...
[Drunk Barney and Ted laugh hysterically]
Quote from Ted
Ted: These are just a few of the many contributions he made to architecture, and yet, he is only remembered for one thing. That, my friends, is the sad legacy of Gregorio Francetti Gazebo.
Quote from Robin
Ted: Okay, we're just gonna have a nice low-key class today. Not a lot of talking. No loud noises.
Robin: Sup, guys.
[All groan]
Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Please, just go away.
Robin: I just wanted to drop by and say... [siren blares] Thanks for watching, Come on, Get Up, New York! Whoo!
[exits, returns] But, um!