Lily Quote #399
Quote from Lily in Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Marshall: Lily, come on, it's been three years, okay? That's long enough.
Lily: Having him in my life causes me nothing but stress. It's just easier for him to be dead to me.
Marshall: Lily, look, I supported you when our neighbor, Mr. Ossias, was "dead to you".
[flashback to Lily going out in the hall to find an elderly neighbor returning to his apartment:]
Lily: That's our newspaper.
Mr. Ossias: You'll get it back in 15 minutes. Make it 20. I had a steak last night.
[Lily gives him her "dead to me" look"]
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Quote from Mickey
[flashback to 2006 at Lily's grandparents' house:]
Lily: Dad, you should be paying rent, not living in your parents' basement.
Mickey: Hey, it's not my first choice. Having the old farts right upstairs is crimpin' my style a bit. Clearly, they're not getting the whole "sock on the doorknob" thing.
Marshall: Oh, they caught you with a girl?
Mickey: In a way.
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, Lily and her dad, Mickey, had always had a tough relationship. Mickey's dream was to invent the next great American board game. But his ideas were a little off.
[flashback to young Lily, wearing a ballerina costume, going to see her father at his work station in 1988:]
Young Lily: Daddy? You missed my ballet recital.
Mickey: Yes, sweetie, but, look! I just put the finishing touches on my new, hit board game, "Tijuana Slumlord".
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, you missed my gymnastics meet.
Mickey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the one! "Car Battery: how long can you hold on?" [laughs] Here, princess, grab these.
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, I had a nightmare.
Mickey: Aw, here sweetie. Here, come play daddy's new game: "There's a Clown Demon Under the Bed!"
Young Lily: [screams]
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings us back to Thanksgiving of 2009.
Mickey: [holding a board game he developed] Hey, princess. I brought "Diseases"!
[Lily slams the door]