Marshall Quote #572
Quote from Marshall in Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember Barney and Marshall's "slap bet". When Barney lost, Marshall won the right to slap Barney five times as hard as he could. So far, he'd used three slaps of those five slaps. With the third being doled out exactly two years earlier on Thanksgiving day 2007. A day that history came to know as "Slapsgiving".
Ted: Are you saying...
Robin: What we think you're saying?
Marshall: Probably not. Unless you think I'm saying "Slapsgiving Two: Revenge of the Slap", in which case, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!
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Quote from Mickey
[flashback to 2006 at Lily's grandparents' house:]
Lily: Dad, you should be paying rent, not living in your parents' basement.
Mickey: Hey, it's not my first choice. Having the old farts right upstairs is crimpin' my style a bit. Clearly, they're not getting the whole "sock on the doorknob" thing.
Marshall: Oh, they caught you with a girl?
Mickey: In a way.
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, Lily and her dad, Mickey, had always had a tough relationship. Mickey's dream was to invent the next great American board game. But his ideas were a little off.
[flashback to young Lily, wearing a ballerina costume, going to see her father at his work station in 1988:]
Young Lily: Daddy? You missed my ballet recital.
Mickey: Yes, sweetie, but, look! I just put the finishing touches on my new, hit board game, "Tijuana Slumlord".
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, you missed my gymnastics meet.
Mickey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is the one! "Car Battery: how long can you hold on?" [laughs] Here, princess, grab these.
[another flashback:]
Young Lily: Daddy, I had a nightmare.
Mickey: Aw, here sweetie. Here, come play daddy's new game: "There's a Clown Demon Under the Bed!"
Young Lily: [screams]
Quote from Mickey
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings us back to Thanksgiving of 2009.
Mickey: [holding a board game he developed] Hey, princess. I brought "Diseases"!
[Lily slams the door]