Robin Quote #340
Quote from Robin in Three Days Of Snow
Robin: Okay, all these cute, adorable little rituals? Yeah they're stupid. Telling each other what you had to eat? You're like children playing house.
Marshall: Well, maybe you just think they're stupid because you've never been in a relationship long enough to develop them.
Robin: What?!
Marshall: You don't understand love. Okay, you're like some robot who sees a person crying and says [robotic voice] "Why is that human leaking?"
Robin: Hmm. Is that right?
Marshall: Yeah.
Robin: Well, then [robotic voice] robot initiating pull-over-to-the-side-of-the-road-until-jackass-apologizes- to-me sequence. Beep-bo, beep-boo, beep-bo, beep-bo, boo.
Marshall: My robot was like, a million times better.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Three Days Of Snow’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] Which brings us to Thursday.
[As Lily waits in the arrivals lounge, a man next to her starts playing "Auld Lang Syne" on the flute. Two other men join on horns. Soon even more band members appear. Marshall walks in with a sign for "Lilypad"]
Marshall: A muffin, a pastrami sandwich, and a bag of chips. And I know it's way past lunchtime, but I love you. More and more each day, I love you, Lily. Happy New Year.
Marshall: Um, wait, does this mean that I have to bring a marching band to the airport from now on?
Lily: Absolutely, it does.
Marshall: Crap.
Quote from Barney
Barney: All right, come on. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. I've always wanted to say that. I mean, in a bar. I say it all the time at home.
Quote from Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] To understand what it meant to us to get the keys to MacLaren's, I have to take you back a few years to the night that I uttered five little words that every man at some point in his life will say.
Ted: We should buy a bar.
Barney: Of course, we should buy a bar!
Ted: We should totally buy a bar.
Barney: We should totally buy a bar.
Ted: Our bar would be awesome.
Barney: And dude, dude, dude... Dude! The name of our bar Puzzles. People will be like, "Why is it called Puzzles?" That's the puzzle.
Ted: That is... a great name for a bar! And also, at Puzzles: no last call.
Barney: No last call!
Ted: Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life do we stack the chairs on the table and power down the three-story margarita waterfall.
Barney: [laughs] We should buy a bar.
Ted: We should buy a bar.