Marshall Quote #433
Quote from Marshall in The Fight
Marshall: Good news... I talked to the guys.
Ted: What guys?
Marshall: The guys you didn't beat up. They agreed to drop the lawsuit. Boom! Lawyered.
Barney: What? They agreed to drop it?
Marshall: Yeah. I just explained that you two are wusses. We had a good laugh about that. A good long laugh, actually. I explained how you get a mani/pedi once a month.
Barney: Weekly, Wolverine... some of us care.
Marshall: And how you played the hammer dulcimer in the Pre-Reformation Dance Society at Wesleyan.
Ted: Did you at least tell them we were one of the premier Medieval [med-ay-val] chamber groups in the Little Ivies?
Marshall: Oh, I did. And we all agreed it was much more likely that one guy beat up the three of them than that you two had anything to do with it, so...
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: Okay. We have to start going someplace else. At this bar, I'm always going to be the guy who got left at the altar.
Marshall: This sucks.
Barney: Good Times.
Ted: Uh-oh. We lost Barney.
Robin: What do you mean?
Lily: There's a girl over there in a tight red sweater. So he's not listening to a word anyone's saying. Right, Barney?
Barney: Give Me a Break!
Ted: See, he figured out a while back he could fake an entire conversation just by saying titles of Black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s.
Barney: What's Happening?
Lily: Hey, Barney, want to go upstairs and do stuff to me that I won't even let Marshall do?
Barney: Ha. Diff'rent Strokes.
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: Dude, fighting is for losers. We're civilized guys. Civilized guys don't fight. Unless it's with lightsabers. But that's like three to five years away, so...
Robin: Well, that's not true.
Marshall: Robin, I'm on the forums every day. Three to five Thanksgivings from now, I'm going to be carving
the turkey with Old Green.
Quote from Marshall
[Thanksgiving day, three to five years later:]
Marshall: It is so good to be home. Mom, Lily, fantastic job. "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat." Right? Okay, here we go. Goggles on. [Marshall powers up a lightsaber] All right, so, you guys pass the plates. Lily, you want white or dark meat?
Lily: Dark! Honey, please be careful.