Barney Quote #278
Quote from Barney in Atlantic City
Barney: Okay, I got the veil. She wasn't ready to be married. All right, let's talk bachelor party. Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room and have a private toy show?
Ted: What did you just say?
Marshall: Barney, no.
Barney: Marshall, I'm your best man.
Marshall: You're not my best man.
Ted: Right here.
Barney: And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party. That's part of being a best friend.
Marshall: You're not my best friend.
Ted: Right here.
Marshall: Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party. I've got, like, 18 minutes.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Atlantic City’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Chinese Man #2: Hey, it's Barney! Barney!
Barney: Hi.
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Suit up!
Barney: [speaks Mandarin]
Chinese Man #2: [speaking Mandarin] Legen... dary!
Barney: [laughs] See you.
Ted: What the hell was that?
Barney: A Chinese guy?
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] And things were back to normal... Almost.
Lily: You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy who knows how to make pancakes.
Marshall: Oh, um...
Lily: I mean, um... Well, I... I realize that we haven't really discussed whether us getting back together means us getting married, but... I still wanna. Do you still wanna?
Marshall: Really?
Lily: Of course, I love you.
Marshall: No, I mean, that's how you're gonna do it? "Do you still wanna?" That's like the lamest proposal ever. When I did it, I got down on my knees... I don't know, I'm just saying.
Quote from Marshall
Lily: [getting down on one knee] Marshall Eriksen, will you ma-
Marshall: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Lily: What?
Marshall: You can't lead with that. You got to build up to that. You got to have, like, a little speech.
Lily: Do you remember your proposal to me? [she covers her eye with her hand]
Marshall: I had a speech prepared.