Quote from Barney in Atlantic City
Barney: Okay, I got the veil. She wasn't ready to be married. All right, let's talk bachelor party. Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room and have a private toy show? Ted: What did you just say? Marshall: Barney, no. Barney: Marshall, I'm your best man. Marshall: You're not my best man. Ted: Right here. Barney: And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party. That's part of being a best friend. Marshall: You're not my best friend. Ted: Right here. Marshall: Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party. I've got, like, 18 minutes.