Barney Quote #70
Quote from Barney in Matchmaker
Ted: What should I do? I should totally go down there, right?
Lily: Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday.
Ted: Yeah, an 8.5 guy. Look, if I was marrying the wrong person and the right person was out there and knew it, I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office and tell me so. In that scenario, I'm not interfering, I'm a happy ending.
Barney: [chuckles] Happy ending.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.