Future Ted Quote #11
Quote from Future Ted in Matchmaker
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, before I met your mother, when I was still out there searching, I learned something valuable, that love is not a science.
Daughter: Wow, that was a great story, Dad.
Son: We're gonna go watch TV.
[Daughter and son get up to leave]
Future Ted: You see, sometimes in life, you just have to accept that certain things can't be explained. And that's kinda scary.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Matchmaker’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.
Quote from Barney
Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.
Quote from Ted
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.