Ted Quote #39

Quote from Ted in Matchmaker

Ted: When someone says you're gonna meet the perfect woman in three days, you gotta put that in your datebook, so...
Ellen: How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard. Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you. Phew, actually I got through that OK.

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 ‘Matchmaker’ Quotes

Quote from Lily

Barney: So did you get a good look at it?
Lily: Yeah. It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton like a roach...
Marshall: But it has mouse-like characteristics. Grey-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Robin: So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It's a cockamouse.

Quote from Ted

Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. It's the man version of getting a cat.

Quote from Barney

Barney: We're signing up.
Ted: What?
Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.