Robin Quote #14
Quote from Robin in Return of the Shirt
Henry: (on TV) But the most exciting moment, that would have to be this one, right now.
Robin: What?
Henry: Look at me, I'm on TV. I never thought I'd have my story told. Thank you, Miss Robin Scherbatsky. Thank you.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And right then, Aunt Robin realized how important her job truly was.
Robin: It's an honor to tell your story, Henry. You know, Metro News One may not be number one in viewership. But this reporter takes pride in... [trips and falls] Whoa! Oh! Oh, my God! I'm covered in horse crap! It's in my hair! Oh my, ow! Ow my knee.
[meanwhile:]
Marshall: You planned that?
Barney: No, Marshall. That was beyond my wildest dreams.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Return of the Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.
Quote from Barney
Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.