Quote from Barney in Return of the Shirt
Barney: Booger. Ted: Yes, hello, Barney. Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report. Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger". Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist. Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.