Lily Quote #15
Quote from Lily in Return of the Shirt
Marshall: Okay, in my client's defense. Is there an un-terrible way to break up with somebody? No. Personally I'd rather hear the bad news on an answering machine than face the humiliation in person. [Lily picks up her phone] It's the least painful way you can do it. Who are you calling?
Lily: [on the phone] Hi, Marshall, it's Lily. We're not going have sex for at least a month. But you're awesome. Okay, bye-bye.
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Quote from Barney
Barney: Booger.
Ted: Yes, hello, Barney.
Robin: Barney's offering me fifty bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
Barney: Not some stupid word, "booger".
Robin: But I'm not doing it, I am a journalist.
Barney: What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news. Old people, babies, monkeys... That's not journalism, that's just things in a diaper.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on TV] So, next time you're passing City Hall, make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart. Today a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50, but back when the stand first opened in 1955, you could get one for only a nipple. Reporting live, Robin Scherbatsky, Metro News One.
Quote from Barney
Robin: So I'm not going to jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for fifty bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's a hundred! [whispers] Step into my web.