Barney Quote #1814
Quote from Barney in P.S. I Love You
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, relationships are built on trust. So unlike Uncle Barney, I wasn't gonna keep digging and digging.
Ted: Did you start a fire?
Jeanette: This is embarrassing. I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... I'd come so far, only to be sent packing by that security guard... and, well... I'm sorry. I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you.
[later, in the apartment:]
Ted: Could not stand the idea of not meeting me.
Marshall: She set a fire, Ted! Dahmer.
Ted: You're just jealous 'cause Lily never burned anything for you.
Marshall: Clearly you never tried her pot roast.
[Barney hits a rim shot on a portable drum.]
Barney: I actually brought this for something different, but it worked out, right?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘P.S. I Love You’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.
Quote from Barney
Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]