Quote from Barney in P.S. I Love You
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, relationships are built on trust. So unlike Uncle Barney, I wasn't gonna keep digging and digging. Ted: Did you start a fire? Jeanette: This is embarrassing. I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... I'd come so far, only to be sent packing by that security guard... and, well... I'm sorry. I just couldn't stand the idea of not meeting you. [later, in the apartment:] Ted: Could not stand the idea of not meeting me. Marshall: She set a fire, Ted! Dahmer. Ted: You're just jealous 'cause Lily never burned anything for you. Marshall: Clearly you never tried her pot roast. [Barney hits a rim shot on a portable drum.] Barney: I actually brought this for something different, but it worked out, right?