Ted Quote #1373
Quote from Ted in Mom and Dad
Ted: Lot of pretty paintings in this hotel. I like how they've been... framed.
Billy Zabka: I've noticed the vintage, antique, gilded Victorian frames, too. I'm not blind... but what are you getting at?
Ted: You know damn well what I'm getting at! You're jealous I got the Best Mansmanship back, so you destroyed that photo as part of some diabolical scheme to make me look bad. I bet you even found some other photo of Wayne Gretzky so you could swoop in and save the day.
Billy Zabka: You're insane.
Ted: Am I?
Billy Zabka: Yeah. Yeah.
Ted: Am I? Where were you today at 3:15 p.m.?
Billy Zabka: Right here getting a massage. Rocked a 60-minute deep tish. Now if you'll excuse me, Detective, I think I'll go have some pineapple.
Ted: How do you know about that?
Billy Zabka: Everybody knows about that!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Mom and Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Jerry: [to police officers] She's been missing all day, and I found what appears to be a-a suicide note on my bed. But it doesn't really sound like her. "I'm going to kill my - wait for it - self."
Quote from James
James: That's completely insane. This is how it's gonna be.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and I'm feeling so glad
Sam: I'm so much sexier than Barney's dad [plays saxophone]
James: Back together, now our life's right on track
Barney: But she's banging my dad behind your dad's back
Jerry: When you're at work, I'm all over her rack
James: That's not true
Barney: Yes, it is
James: That's not funny
Barney: Mom, break the news
Loretta: Okay, we're screwin' like bunnies
Sam: I'll kick your ass
Jerry: I'd like to see you try
James: Well, my dad would win in a fight
Barney: No, my dad would win in a fight
James: No
Barney: Yeah
Quote from Barney
Barney: What do we do?
James: You back down and let me get my mom and dad back together?
Barney: Um, how about you back down and let me get my mom and dad back together? I can already picture it.
[black-and-white musical fantasy scene:]
Loretta: [all singing] We're reunited and we're going so strong
Jerry: My wife died parasailing and I've moved on
Both: And now our Barney-boy will always be near
Barney: I'll come to live with you and it won't be weird
Loretta: Of course not, Wuv-Wuv!
All: Back together and forever we'll be
Loretta: Mom
Jerry: And Dad
Barney: And Barney makes three
Jerry: We love you, champ!
Robin: And I'll live here, too, since we're married and I'm totally cool with it!