Robin Quote #714
Quote from Robin in The Drunk Train
Robin: Kevin, I love you, but please don't just be the nice guy who says the right thing.
Kevin: Robin, I want to marry you no matter what. Assuming you don't turn into a big fat fattie. See? Right there. Don't always say the right thing.
Robin: Look, you just got a truckload of new information dumped on you.
Kevin: Will you marry me?
Robin: My feelings on kids aren't gonna change.
Kevin: Will you marry me?
Robin: Haven't you always wanted kids?
Kevin: That was before I fell in love with you.
Robin: Well, that's the thing. Your future always had kids in it. That is something huge you would be giving up for me. I just don't think I could ever owe someone that much. I'm scared that you'll... wake up in-in a year or ten or 50, full of regret. So... I need you to be sure, okay? If we get married, you will never have children. Are you really okay with that?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Drunk Train’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Ted: What the hell happened on that train? It was absolute chaos.
Barney: Ted, when I was at M.I.T., my favorite Einstein quote was: "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Ted: You didn't go to M.I.T.
Barney: I didn't?
Ted: Huh. I actually have no idea where you went to college. Who are you?
Quote from Ted
Barney: I was all, "Do I look like I'm from Ronkonkoma?!"
All: Oh...!
Barney: That's all you gotta say!
Ted: Oh, oh, oh, big man with a briefcase! What do you think, you're better than me?!
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] That night, Barney and I found ourselves in a strange, new universe called... The Drunk Train.
Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid. It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood, The Whore-ient Express. The Long Island Tail Road!
Ted: Oh, I got one. Thomas the Spank Engine!
Barney: Ted, that is a children's book.