Marshall Quote #810
Quote from Marshall in Desperation Day
Marshall: Are you sure it's okay with Zoey that you're here for Valentine's Day?
Ted: Well, I mean, technically, she doesn't know yet.
Marshall: What?
Ted: Things with Zoey are moving really fast, and the divorce just makes everything more complicated. I just, I needed to take a step back.
Marshall: You're not taking a step back. You're running away. And hiding out here, hiding out here is not gonna
solve anything. You're just holed up in Minnesota because you're too scared to face reality, and it's... We got to go back to New York, tonight.
Ted: We're snowed in. Lily got the last flight.
Marshall: So, we drive. It's time. It's time to get back to real life. It's time to grow up.
Ted: Yeah.
Marshall: [loudly] Mom! Can you make us some PB and J's for the road?
Ted: Crusts cut off.
Marshall: Crusts cut off! No, Ted. What are we...? We're men. [loudly] Mom! Leave the crusts on!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Desperation Day’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: I decided to go to Minnesota to see Marshall. He shouldn't have to help his mom through this rough time all by himself.
Barney: You losing your mind, being alone in your apartment?
Lily: I'm getting weird! [v.o.] See, it started off with me throwing Marshall's jersey on my body pillow. And, well, things kind of spiraled from there.
[flashback to Lily sitting down for dinner with a pillow wearing Marshall's suit:]
Lily: I'm sorry I yelled like that before.
[present:]
Lily: I call him "Marshpillow." And he calls me... nothing because he's a pillow.
Quote from Lily
Ted: You think that's what she means by "baking cookies"?
Lily: Are you kidding? You're in the kitchen, it's getting hot, you start licking stuff off each others' fingers. Before you know it, she's bent over the marble island, and you're spanking her with a rubber spatula. And she's screaming, "Stop, Marshall, stop," but that's just code for "harder!"
Ted: Marshall's been in Minnesota a while.
Lily: So long!
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: I miss my dad, Ted. I miss him so much.
Ted: I know.
Marshall: Um, when I was a kid, we would spend the summers in the Upper Peninsula. And every year, we wouldn't get to the cabin till, like, the middle of the night. And so, it would be pitch black, in the middle of the woods. And I could never see anything in front of the headlights, but I always felt so safe 'cause my dad was driving. He was like some sort of superhero who could just see way out into the darkness. Now he's just gone. And it's pitch black. And I can't see where I'm going. I can't see anything.