Lily Quote #475
Quote from Lily in Subway Wars
Lily: Why did I get so crazy about this?
Marshall: Maybe for the same reason that I kept saying that I could run seven miles. I... I'm trying to be really,
um, confident and positive about all this, but, baby, I'm really scared that we're not pregnant yet.
Lily: Oh, thank God. I keep thinking there's something wrong with me.
Marshall: I keep thinking there's something wrong with me.
Lily: It's only been two months.
Marshall: We are crazy.
Lily: We're totally crazy.
Marshall: This is the last time it's ever going to be just the two of us. Shouldn't we be enjoying that?
Lily: We gotta go back to Paris.
Marshall: And take ballroom dancing.
Lily: And really learn how to ski. Not just up and get faced in the lodge.
Marshall: And see Coney Island. I've still never been. See, we have a whole bucket list of things to do before we start having kids.
Lily: Oh, a cradle list.
Marshall: I'm... So glad we're trying, and I'm going to be really excited for when it happens, but this isn't a race.
Lily: This isn't a race.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Subway Wars’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: [inner monologue] I'll show them. My body can outrun any motorized vehicle. I'm like John Henry when he beat the steam engine. All I need is a great folk song.
Marshall: [singing] Gather round, ye children To hear the tale so sweet Of a man who dared to race machines With nothing but his feet
Marshall: Suck it, grand-butt!
Marshall: [singing] Marshall Versus the machines Hyah!
Quote from Lily
Conductor: [indistinct talk over muffled P.A.]
Lily: Track maintenance?
Conductor: [indistinct talk over muffled P.A.]
Lily: 20-minute delay?
Man: How do you do that?
Lily: I grew up here, I speak conductor. Damn it!
[Lily exits the train. The doors then close and the train starts moving.]
Lily: Damn it!
Quote from Barney
Barney: I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.
Ted: Face. Huh. That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.
Barney: No, Ted, I'm really looking at her face.
Lily: Aw... That's actually really sweet.
Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose... That girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
All: Oh! Oh, God! No, no, no!
Lily: That's it! You know what? Five-minute time-out! Corner booth! Now.