Marshall Quote #645
Quote from Marshall in Say Cheese
Ted: Well, Amanda refused to come back. She thinks you guys hate her. Marshall, you have to go apologize.
Marshall: You ruined Lily's birthday, and you want me to apologize. If anything, you should apologize to me.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Marshall: Ted, you bring girls to these intimate events, and it makes them think that things are really serious. And then, when you break up with them, you know who they turn to? Me. I've been your girlfriend clean-up crew for years. [v.o.] February, 2005. I had just come back from a marathon study session at the law library.
[flashback to Marshall entering the apartment as Natalie cries on the couch:]
Marshall: Hey, hey, Natalie. Where's Ted?
Natalie: We broke up. Again.
Marshall: Uh-oh.
Natalie: Won't you sit with me for a little while? Just sit.
Marshall: Oh, man. You know what? I've been up for, like, 36 hours.
Natalie: [sobs incoherently]
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.