Ted Quote #768
Quote from Ted in Say Cheese
Lily: Yes, we're a family. So, why can't these events ever just be us? Like the time we celebrated Marshall passing the bar exam.
[flashback to the guys at a Teppanyaki restaurant:]
Ted: Hey, guys. This is the disgusting, smelly hippie I'm dating.
All: Hey.
[present:]
Ted: I did not say that.
Lily: Well, you might as well have.
[flashback:]
Ted: Hey, guys. This is Strawberry.
All: Hey.
Marshall: Um, should we order some more food?
Ted: Oh, no, Strawberry's not eating.
Strawberry: I'm a vegetarian.
Lily: Okay. Well, let's all raise a glass. For the last three years, Marshall has been working so hard, and I am so proud of you.
Strawberry: [throws red paint at the chef] Meat is murder! Meat is murder!
[present:]
Ted: Okay, I admit it. Strawberry was a mistake. But how could I have known that going in?
All: Her name was Strawberry!
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.