Marshall Quote #641
Quote from Marshall in Say Cheese
[flashback to Ted, Marshall and Karen on a plane to France:]
Ted: I am so excited you're here.
Karen: I'm so excited to go to Paris.
Marshall: I'm so excited to have sex again.
Lily: [v.o.] But just before the plane took off...
Karen: Wait, I wanna tell you something.
Ted: Really? 'Cause I think I wanna tell you the same thing.
Karen: Is your thing, " I had sex with my philosophy professor last night"? 'Cause that's my thing.
Lily: [v.o.] And thus began the longest seven-and-a-half hours of Marshall's life.
[later:]
Lily: [v.o.] When I picked them up at the airport...
Karen: Ted broke up with me. I need to sleep in your room this week. Marshall can bunk with Ted.
[present:]
Marshall: Two months! My balls were bleu! Bleu!
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Quote from Barney
Robin: Chip and dip, Barney?
Barney: Sure.
Robin: A-ha! [camera clicks] Got it! A bad picture.
Barney: Is it, though?
Robin: No, wait. You were eating a chip! Where's the chip?
Barney: It is physically impossible for me to take a bad picture. I don't know why. Ask God. [kisses his fingers and raises them to the heavens]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Oh, whoopsie, hey, I dropped my phone. You mind picking it up for me?
Barney: Oh, sure.
Robin: Smile, you son-of-a-bitch! Got it!
Barney: Did you, though?
Robin: What? How do you do that? You weren't even standing up.
Barney: The camera loves me, Robin. More than loves me. The camera lusts after me. The camera wants to put on some nice lingerie, pop in an Al Green CD, dim the lights, and do all the work, while I just lie there with my eyes closed. [clicks tongue]
Quote from Barney
Robin: Wait a second, look at these pictures again. Barney has the same pose in each shot, and these are, like, years apart.
Barney: Ah, yes, about that. I never take a bad picture. Never have. Never will.
Robin: [scoffs] Okay, there has to be a bad picture of you.
Barney: Nope! Not one.
Robin: What about from elementary school? Everyone has bad pictures from school.
Barney: Not the Barnacle. I always look drop-dead, stone-cold amazing. Unlike Marshall, who just looks dead, stoned, and cold.