Marshall Quote #630
Quote from Marshall in Of Course
Marshall: Hey, babe, did you know that Robin was going through a mourning period? I mean, she seemed fine after the breakup.
Lily: Oh, you know how she is. She tries to keep her emotions to herself. But, yeah, I caught her crying a couple times. She cried? Like real tears? But that means... Oh, no.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And then Marshall realized what a jackass he'd been to Robin.
[flashback to the gang at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: Exactly. Barney's dating again and he couldn't be happier. I mean, that guy has been active. Sexually. All right, he's just been like, bang, bang, bang! You know? It's like, bang, bang, bang, bang. [singing] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bang, bangity bang bang, bang, bang Bang, bang, bangity bang I said a bang, bang, bangity bang.
[present:]
Marshall: How could you let me do that? You're my wife. You're supposed to stop me from embarrassing myself in public.
Lily: I know. But that song's kind of catchy. [singing] Bang, bang, bangity bang
Both: [singing] Bang, bang, bangity bang I said, bang, bang, bangity bang Bang, bang, bangity bang
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Leave it to me. I'll plan the whole thing.
Barney: You're gonna plan the whole thing? I bet it'll be all gooey and romantic, huh?
Ted: Gooey and romantic? Gooey and romantic? Barney. [singing] You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru
Barney: Uh, Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: [singing] You just have to make her understand
Barney: Ted, people are looking at us.
Ted: [singing] What she means to you
Barney: Oh, God, really? You're really gonna do this right now?
Ted: [singing] On your superdate Troubles of the world will simply have to wait For wonders and amazement
served up on a silver plate Hurry up now, don't be late Because hand in hand You'll find a land Where paradise awaits [talking] And then, boom! Fireworks over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her... [singing] And that's your super date.
Barney: That sounds gooey and romantic.
Ted: Yeah.
Quote from Barney
Barney: I can't believe Robin's been so upset.
Marshall: I can't believe you threw up in your Stormtrooper helmet.
Barney: Eh. I did something worse in it after The Phantom Menace premiere.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Oh, my God. I don't believe it! Guys, this is her! She wrote the book! Huh. Her name must be Anita. Okay, my plan was to sleep with her. But this changes everything. New plan, I'm going to sleep with her.