Ted Quote #496
Quote from Ted in Shelter Island
Stella: You know, she's always trying to one-up me. I mean, I love her, but... there's a little part of me that kinda wishes this whole thing would just fall apart.
[later, Stella, Ted and Nora at dinner:]
Nora: I hate him. I hate him. I hate him! God, this steak is so good! Four days to go and he just runs off with the vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? I gave up makeup for him. I gave up showering for him. I gave up shaving my armpits for him.
Ted: Hard to imagine where it all went wrong.
Nora: And now it's so close to the wedding. There's like... bacon or something in this dipping sauce. I love it. I can't get any refunds. I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when you're in a relationship, you develop a kind of telepathy with your partner.
Stella: [telepathically] What do you think? We could help her out.
Ted: [telepathically] No, Stella, we should help her out. Let's pay for dinner.
Ted: [out loud] Nora. Don't worry. We got this.
Stella: That's right. We'll take over your wedding, pay you back for everything you spent. Ted and I will get
married this Sunday.
[Ted looks confused]
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Shelter Island’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Ted: We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé. They're getting married before us.
Stella: Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day ever since you were a little girl?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Totally.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, sometimes you think you're living out one story, but the truth turns out to be something else entirely. At the time I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding. If only I'd understood what the real story was.
[flashback:]
Stella: Having exes around... I don't know, brings up... unresolved things.
[flashback:]
Stella: How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there? It's like things are not finished between you two.
[flashback]
Stella: I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide if he was ready for this.
[flashback]
Tony: Seeing you guys, it's made me realize everything I had.
[flashback]
Stella: I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on Japanese TV] Good evening.
Monkey: [gibbering]
Robin: And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East. [the monkey throws marshmallows at Robin] Despite a promising start in the latest negotiations, talks foundered on security issues.