Ted Quote #365
Quote from Ted in Slapsgiving
Future Ted: [v.o.] But now, we were broken up,so when Marshall said...
Marshall: But after the first year, I get a major pay raise.
Future Ted: We just let it slide. You see, on the surface, Robin and I looked like we were doing great. But the truth is, trying to be friends with your ex is a lot harder than it looks. You can't be as candid as you used to be.
[flashback to the apartment:]
Ted: So then this hot intern leans over my desk, I can totally see she has a pierced... [Robin and Lily walk through the apartment] Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan is my favorite of all the bonds.
[at MacLaren's:]
Future Ted: But most importantly, you can never, ever be alone together.
Barney: I gotta go.
Marshall: I'm gonna go pay.
Lily: Peeing.
Ted: I'm gonna help Marshall pay.
Robin: I'm gonna help Lily pee.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Slapsgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Back when we were dating, Robin and I had this running joke. We were the only two people in the world who found it funny.
Barney: No way! March does not have 31 days.
Marshall: Yes, it does! Everyone knows that. It's like general knowledge.
Ted & Robin: [salute] General knowledge.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And we did it all the time.
Quote from Ted
Lily: Isn't it sad? I mean in 2007, some countries actually still condone corporal punishment.
Ted & Robin: [salute] Corporal punishment.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Because once you start, it's surprisingly hard to stop.
Marshall: Oh, man, I got a kernel stuck in my teeth.
Ted & Robin: [salute] Colonel stuck-in-my-teeth.
Marshall: Please stop!
Barney: I hate you!
Lily: You're killing me!
Quote from Robin
Lily: Well, guys have fun.
Ted: This is gonna be major clean-up.
All: [salute] Major clean-up.
Marshall: Oh man, we're gonna be doing this all the time, now aren't we?
Robin: Well, that's the general idea.
All: [salute] General idea.