Robin: Look at how thorough Ted was planning the poker game he's throwing for Barney.
Marshall: [over video chat] Wait, I think I'm on some sort of delay here.
Ted: Ahem. "Best Man" visor for the dealer. Customized playing cards. Barney's the king. And the queens are naked.
Barney: It was my first decree.
Robin: Plus Ted handwrote all of the table cards for the reception in calligraphy. The man's a wizard with a pen.
Ted: Oh. Ha, ha. I don't know about all that. Though I was approached by the decorating committee to make the signs for our senior prom. I'm told they were quite the hit.