Ted: And then we agreed to "go back to normal." But I'm starting to wonder if we can ever really just be friends. Anyway, that's the story of me and Robin, 2005 to the present. What do you think?
Martin: I think your stories are way too long.
Ned: I feel bad for his future kids, dude.
Ted: Hey, my kids are gonna love my stories. They're gonna... Yeah, they're gonna love my stories.