Royce: Oh, my God. That was so good! I'm laughing. I'm crying. I know it's all fake, but didn't those seem like real characters? It was just so real. Hey, how come you said "oh, no" when the movie started?
Future Ted: [v.o.] That's when I realized everyone has baggage, including me.
[Ted imagines a large trunk reading "Left at the altar" next to him]
Ted: Oh, uh, no reason.