Ted: Turns out Lily has taken it upon herself to sabotage many of my relationships, including ours.
Lily: No. Robin was different. I didn't want you two to break up, but you wanted completely different things out of life and refused to deal with it. I could just picture that front porch.
[fantasy scene of elderly Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily on the front porch:]
Ted: Mm, two of hearts. Just like the hearts of the two children I never had because my lovely wife hates kids.
Robin: Mm, a deuce. Exactly what my career dropped once I decided to settle down and marry Ted. [interrupting Marshall] Bridge! I win.
[present:]
Marshall: Well, I do not like that scenario one bit.