Quote from Marshall in The Front Porch
Barney: And if Clarence the angel says it's true, it must be true. Marshall: Okay, you know what? Fine, make your little jokes. Barney: Seriously, why would you wear something like that? Marshall: Lots of reasons. Barney: I bet you can't name five. Marshall: One: No need to wear anything underneath. Ted: I can vouch for that. Will you cross your legs, buddy? Marshall: Two: Sexy. Lily: I can vouch for that. Will you uncross your legs, buddy?