Quote from Marshall in Sorry, Bro
Barney: Or number 4, to rub your face in how great they're doing. Marshall: Like my lunch with Nicole Barsamian. Robin: Who's Nicole Barsamian? Marshall: My ex. [flashback to 8-year-old Marshall having lunch with Nicole Barsamian in the school cafeteria:] Marshall: Hello, Nicole. Nicole: You look well, Marshall. Marshall: You look okay, I guess. Nicole: I'm seeing someone. Marshall: Already? Who? Nicole: Lee Roberts. He reads at a fifth grade level.