Barney: Or number 4, to rub your face in how great they're doing.
Marshall: Like my lunch with Nicole Barsamian.
Robin: Who's Nicole Barsamian?
Marshall: My ex.
[flashback to 8-year-old Marshall having lunch with Nicole Barsamian in the school cafeteria:]
Marshall: Hello, Nicole.
Nicole: You look well, Marshall.
Marshall: You look okay, I guess.
Nicole: I'm seeing someone.
Marshall: Already? Who?
Nicole: Lee Roberts. He reads at a fifth grade level.