Ted: She really wasn't that bad.
Lily: Of course, you think that she turned you into one of her douche zombies.
Marshall: I want to eat your brain but only if it's organic and grass-fed.
Ted: What?
[flashback to Ted, Karen, Marshall and Lily in their college dorm room:]
Lily: Will you pass the salt?
Karen: Salt? So bourgeois.
Ted: Totally.