Ted: [enters] Ha! Who's the idiot now?! You said the Sensory Deprivator 5000 was stupid. But it totally worked! [Barney leaves without Ted noticing] I couldn't see or hear anything happening around me. Right?! Right?! [takes the glasses off] No...!
Future Ted: [v.o.] And if that weren't bad enough, I was about to have a horrible realization.
Ted: Where's the dipping sauce?