Robin: Ted, didn't you tell me they need a new assistant in your office?
Ted: Yeah. Somebody did just quit.
[flashback:]
Ted: So, where should we eat today? [looks at woman with a whole chicken in her lunch box] Oh awesome, you brought lunch for everyone? [the woman runs off crying]
[back:]
Marshall: Dude, that is cold-blooded.
Ted: It was an honest mistake. Look, when somebody opens up a container with an entire chicken in it, it's okay to assume they made lunch for everyone.
Robin: Ted, that girl didn't quit. You destroyed her.
Ted: It was an whole chicken. And did I mention she had 12 sides?
Barney: Oh, now you're gonna bash her figure. Real classy, Ted.