Quote from The Mother in Bass Player Wanted
The Mother: Next, he tells you a deep, personal secret that is usually the tragic back-story from an animated kid's film.
[at the bar:]
Darren: My mother died on a hunting trip.
The Mother: It's often Bambi.
Darren: My father was betrayed and killed by a trusted advisor.
The Mother: Sometimes he'll throw a little Lion King in there.
Darren: I have no family. But tonight, I think maybe I found two brothers. Sorry, blah, too heavy. Pfft.
Ted: [sobbing] That's okay, man.
Barney: [sobbing] Let me get you a drink.
The Mother: [v.o.] And then, once your guard is down, the emotional prostate exam begins.