[flashback to stoned Ted with Lily and Robin in The Captain's apartment:]
Robin: [v.o.] Then, after I saved you from destroying a priceless crystal ashtray... You're welcome.
Ted: [screams]
The Captain: Hello, my darling, my one true love, my everything.
Robin: Ahoy?
The Captain: So who wants to see that painting?
Ted: Okay, Captain. We all know why you brought us up here. This is about me and... Zoey.
The Captain: All right, Ted. If you've got something to say, say it.
Ted: Whoa, whoa.
[present:]
Ted: A remote control?
Robin: A remote control.
[flashback:]
Ted: Let's relax. I know you're upset, Captain. I just... I want to assure you nothing happened between me and Zoey until after you guys had split up. So let's just... let's just... let's put this down.
[The Captain is setting his DVR to record The Real Housewifes of Atlanta]
Ted: Okay, okay. There we go.