Barney: Well, here's one you definitely didn't keep.
[flashback:]
Lily: I vow to keep the romantic spark alive.
[present:]
Barney: And how is that going for you these days?
[flashback:]
Marshall: [o.s.] Are you watching Marvin? I'm trimming my nose hair.
Lily: [o.s.] I'm dumping out.
Marshall: [o.s.] I watched him all morning, Lily. I need a break.
Lily: [o.s.] I don't control when my deuces happen, Marshall. Deuces are wild!