Barney: [answers phone] Go for Barney.
Lily: Your bride is freaking the crap out right now. Where the hell are you?
Marshall: I warn you, Captain. I've pretended to have a duel with actual swords. Twice.
The Captain: I warn you, Marshall. I was on the Olympic fencing team. Won three gold medals.
Marshall: I warn you, Captain, I'm starting to feel like this was a mistake.