Quote from Ted in Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara
Marshall: Can you teach me accuracy? Ted: I can. The proper question is, will I? Grammar is the first step on the thousand-mile journey to accuracy. Marshall: I'm assuming there's no Mrs. The Calligrapher. Ted: The path I've chosen is Ionesome. But it's no big deal. I prefer being alone. I really do. Unless you know any single ladies you could set me up with... Marshall: Nope. Ted: Good, because I prefer being alone.