Quote from Marshall in Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara
Lily: Point is you need to go get slapped in the face by a bunch of gullible chicks Barney banged. [montage of Marshall greeting women and them slapping him:] Marshall: I'm a friend of Barney Stinson... Ooh! Marshall: I'm a friend of Barney Stinson... Ugh. Marshall: I'm a friend of Barney Stinson... Oh! Marshall: Unh. Woman: I'm sorry, I thought you said you were a friend of Barney Stinson. Marshall: I did. Oh. Marshall: Oh! Unh! Wow. Could you also slap me in the face? Woman #2: God, you're just as perverted as Barney. Marshall: Oh!