Quote from Marshall in Bass Player Wanted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when your Uncle Marshall's bus broke down five miles away from the Farhampton Inn, he made a vow. Marshall: I can walk that far. Future Ted: Yes, it was another exciting installment of... Marshall: [singing v.o.] Marshall versus the machines Our hero starts his journey With steely-eyed resolve But let's skip ahead to later With a slow dissolve So tired, dehydrated Not making any sense And wait a second Why is Bigfoot standing by that fence? Bigfoot: Oh. Hey, you didn't see this. Marshall: [singing v.o.] I'm not hallucinating Bigfoot really exists But everyone knows He quit smoking years ago Oh, crap, I'm losing it. The Mother: Excuse me. Hey. You guys need a lift? Future Ted: And that's how Marshall met your mother.