Ted: I will solve this case. Now, there were three people nearby when Barney gave me that head shot: Karate Kid bad boy Billy Zabka, a shifty-eyed bellhop, and Robin's cousin Claude from Quebec with the neck trouble.
Lily: Right, 'cause an elaborate conspiracy is much more likely than you leaving the photo next to an open ink bottle.
Ted: Thank you!
Lily: You can't even detect sarcasm!
Lily: Why don't you just try to fix the photo? Don't you have ink remover?
Ted: Of course I have ink remover. I'm not one of those sloppy, punk calligraphers who's in it for glory over craft.