Daphne: So, what's going on? Why aren't you telling your wife you got an offer to be ajudge?
Marshall: Lily had her heart set on us moving to Rome. So I have to tell her in person. That way, I know that I can convince her we need to stay. In the courtroom, they call me "The Convincer."
Daphne: They really call you that?
Marshall: I convinced them to call me that.
Daphne: But you prepare for your court cases. Did you prepare for talking to Lily?
Marshall: I don't need to prepare, okay, I can craft a nice... Thingy. Oh. Wow, I am totally... The twisty metal thingy?
Daphne: You're screwed.
Marshall: I'm screwed.