Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, as you recall, Uncle Marshall had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota and was hightailing it across the country with another stranded traveler named Daphne.
Lily: [on the phone] How's it going, baby?
Marshall: Fine. Except the flames of Lucifer keep singeing our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infested wasteland.
Lily: Wisconsin?
Marshall: Wisconsin. Packers Country. But don't worry, the Eriksen men are repping the purple and gold like two bosses. Go Vikings!
Lily: And how are you doing, Daphne?
Daphne: Not bad considering Marshall's been spouting Vikings trivia for the last hour. Do you know I Don't Care led the league last year in dumb sports stuff?