Lily: Look, I'm sorry. I just got it in my head that you somehow managed to track down that locket in Los Angeles and now you were gonna blow up the wedding.
Ted: You really think I'm that crazy? I guess that's fair.
Lily: Look, even though I was wrong, tell me you aren't thinking about doing anything insane this weekend.
Ted: Of course not.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And all I can say, kids, is at that moment, I really thought I meant it. But the truth is... you never know who's gonna be the wild card at a wedding.
[later, Ted waits in line at an airport:]
Ted: Hi. One ticket to Los Angeles, please.