Quote from Barney in Romeward Bound
Barney: Well, this has been fun. I should go.
Ted: But you literally just got here.
Barney: I didn't "literally" just get here. I hate when people misuse that word.
Ted: So do I. But you literally just got here.
Barney: Hey, Ted. Well, this has been fun. I should go.
Barney: Okay, fine, now I'm leaving. Why do people go to a bar, anyway? To get your drink on and some girl's pants off. I can do both at home.