Quote from Marshall in The Fortress
Lily: I can't believe you watched Woodworthy Manor without me. Marshall: I can't believe that you're mad at me. I've been abandoned by my wife and my gay companion. If I get blinded in one eye by a badminton shuttlecock, you might as well call me Lord Esterbrooke. [Ted and Lily gasp] Ted: You watched the new one without me? Marshall: Betrayal stings, doesn't it, Emsbry?